Marvel’s Agents Of Shield on ABC – The Fuck Does That Have To Do With Me?

by Hank Thompson on December 10, 2013

Marvel’s Agents of Shield has an online recap show, DECLASSIFIED (presented by Verizon). It’s hosted by Brett Erlich. Brett’s one of those naturally funny guys who makes it look easy, and I should know because easy things are my favorite things.

No, I’m not jealous. Anyway, thanks to Brett, I make brief but bald appearances in episode 10 of DECLASSIFIED. You WON’T BELIEVE how good I am at not knowing how to act. Check it out!

It’s hard not to be inspired by a performance like that. In fact, saving lives is why I became an actor.

In case you’re weird, here’s a screenshot. I’m the one on the left:

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Because of brave trail-blazers like me, generations of surprised people will have the freedom to loudly spit champagne and other fluids on the floors, tables and walls of their friends and loved ones, free from the suppression and judgment our expectorating ancestors faced.

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