I got to guest-host a show at The Young Turks called TYT140, “a lot of news in a little time.” It’s a daily segment in which five news stories, which is a lot, get delivered in 140 seconds, which is a little. Each one ends with a zing Jay Leno himself would grunt at.
Not only did I say the words in front of the camera, I also wrote them. Have a watch:
And to the commenter wondering why I didn’t go with Blade Runner, HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY JUDGMENT?